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Please have smaller hands than mine...

I'm here to fulfill a lifelong dream...
I want to be able to fist myself and while I am making progress with that, I am having trouble getting passed the last knuckle and could do with a little push. Ideally you you just find a way to message me off this site because I have no interest in paying a monthly membership to talk to some cyber ghosts.

I have a spare number I use for just such occasions.
It goes like this
e.l.e.c.t.r.i.c.r.a.i.n. b.o.w.u.n.i.c.o.r.n.f.a.r.t.s at the G male period com
except with the periods in the correct places.
I'll give you a hint...there should only be one.
Also mention my headline so I know your aren't chopped pork and ham in a can okay.

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Public Sex preferences

Favorite public sex places:Mountain bike tracks...
If they see you at all it's not for long.
The riskiest place I've had a sexual encounter:On a beach in Dubai...

Situation

Has childrenNo children
Housing SituationThere is no noise
Wants to RelocateYes
AvailabilityAnytime / Anyplace
Has a carNo

Looking For

I prefer:Empathy, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Our first dateFlirting, ice-cream, beer, weed, more ice-cream and fisting.

Fetishes

FetishesPiercings, Smoking, Voyeurism, Other

Sexual Activities

Sex isOK, but I prefer masturbation
Most partners at once:Group sex with swapping
Dirty talkDepends on my mood
Night life:Regular Bars, Munches, Don't like going out

Sexual Interests

CybersexNo, I need the real thing
Oral Sex isIt's OK, but I prefer penetration
Anal sex isGives me the best orgasms
Sex toys:Anal beads, Ben Wa balls, Butt plugs/probes, Dildos/Vibrators, Fruits/veggies, Office supplies, Strap-ons, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Size matterSometimes, depends on the person
"Off Limits":Scat - giving/receiving
Watersports - recieving
No "barn" animals...
Dragons, centaurs and warewolves... Different story.

Sexual Fantasies

Sexual fantasyIsn't it obvious by now?
I want a moving human hand flexing inside my ass... preferably my own but until then...I'd like a hand with that.
Fantasy locationTrain, Moving car, At a park, Elevator, Swimming pool, Hot tub, Parents house, On the beach, In a taxi cab, Public bathroom
Fantasy sex partner:Someone with dark and unusual fantasies who is willing and eager to work through some of them with me.